Dear Mr.Destined,
How many days have gone by without a letter from me to you? Well, Mr.Destined I will not keep you waiting ‘cause I’ve got loads of stuff to tell you.First of all I would like to inform you that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have broken up.Call for celebration? Nah! More like stick my head in the toilet and flush it before my wild imagination think I’ve got a chance with him. Oh HOHOHOHO NONO it’s not like I’ve got a crush. I've not forgotten you .I’ll always wait for you. You would come right?no matter what? No matter If I’m hideous and ugly with a large wart right on the middle of my nose which just reads the sign “conk me I’m a button”? and wears clothes in a muddled way and burst out in the most hennish laughter in middle of conversations because, just because I remembered a joke I couldn’t get before? You wouldn’t do that right Mr.Destined?
Phew! Thank god! Now that’s a relief! :)
Well Mr.Destined where ever you are I just wanted to tell you BE THERE!DON”T MOVE.DONT PANIC!RESCUE MISSION is ON THE WAY! ;) ok while you stone yourself for the rescue mission I sit back and relax knowing you are gonna be there when the real(yeah I meant real. You didn’t think that I would really send off a rescue mission right now did you? Phoo..what a wild imagination you’ve got.I just settled back to eat my melting jelly) rescue mission comes from another like well just say…umm..another 15 years? ;) (real number will vary from the real one)(sorry I meant the current one)*contented sigh*eats the melting jelly**types back again*hehe
Mr.destined, these are not the reasons for writing to you.And no, the fact that I haven’t learnt any stuff for chemistry is not the reason either, the reason is well…the reason is ..some closer I’ll whisper….did you hear? Lol ..wait…how can you whisper throught a freaking LETTER? :-0 ok ok the reason is..SUICIDE!(That actually came louder than Ii wanted it to be) and NO I’m not thinking of suiciding myself(get that notion out of your mind please!) It’s just that people do seem to think that it’s the EASY WAY out when we perfectly know it’s the most hardest way out I mean if you know what will follow after it you wouldn’t even go near heights,poisonous stuff,high ceilings, moving trains and building blocks . No really, I’m serious building blocks can choke you to death.
I mean I’m so surprised of people thinking ‘I wish I was dead blah blah blah rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb’ that’s simply crap ‘cause Mr.Destined look at the word itself. death.dead.gone.suicide.ain’t they so cold and evil and umm..sooo..soo…cold?
It’s not like I’m scared of going dead. I’m not scared of ANYTHING!!(well, count rats down, and flying cockroaches and crocodiles who are not dead and snakes and gorillas-(the huge kind) and lions who aren’t that far to use the word sweet and tigers both two legged and four legged and my secret fantasies on dinasours coming back to earth ohhh and that “ring” woman who crawls out of the tv(she totally creeps me out..thank god she didn't crawl out of the computer.I would have been soo tottaly freaked out and wouldn’t be even writing to you) and the grudge and shutters previews and that boy who comes behind jessica alba in the eye asking for a freaking report and-) ohh ok I’m not exactly not scared of EVERYTHING but well,will' everything' do.Im not not scared of EVERYTHING but everything…well.. OK MOSTLY everything!hehe happy?
Mr Destined you know that a girl suicided herself in a school?(which made rumors hurl at the windows of the school at the speed of 25000 light years)The blame was put on many sides and one part I know is totally blameless but my ideas cannot be accepted right Mr.destined?
And another boy hanged himself at his home and another in near recent past all within the period of 3 months? Or more?
and recently very very recently another boy suicided himself.train.accident.I think you get my idea.
Mr.Destined maybe they thought to serve the others right by killing themselves but did they forget something? Wait a minute... They forgot to kiss and worship their parents good bye and they even forgot to at least leave a note behind saying ‘thank you for your trouble of giving me life, I know you’ve got plans with it but guess what??i’ve got much more better ones *wink wink* daddy and mommy I’ll ecash you the money you spent on me ok..spend them on someone who will at least be grateful than me.adios.catch you later in next life.
An they forgot to tell their friends goodbye,they forgot to kiss their pets goodbye and they forgot to tell their grand parents not to wait for their great grand sons/daughtes to grow up.
They forgot to look at the beautiful carnation which was blossomed on the place mother has so carefully planted.Well you know that best part of forgetting.They forgot that they will never ever get what they wanted. They will never see the others in pain for them. They won’t see the regret in the eyes of the peole they wanted to see because why? Oh well maybe because they are umm..dead?? maybe because they will be having no spare time to float around thinking oh I can fly.look mummy daddy I can flyy…there’s my mom and dad crying-Oh!i’m dead.
They forgot that they transfer from living to the dead and because the way you chose to transfer you cannot move from living to dead either.’Cause you are beyond death.Suicide is a SERIOUS SIN!
And you are not alive to see the faces of the people who wanted to see after you were umm….dead?!
See Mr.Destined see how stupid people are.How stupid you can get! It makes me wonder if people really have a brain under the thick skulls of theirs. Oh maybe god made a mistake spending so much time on outer looks and cosmetics and stuff instead of concentrating on the brains.No I am SERIOUS.
These things are filled with gravity.these things are filled with deep stuff you cannot understand.
If you meddle into a human brain you could see that there cannot be a place to start the untying.In fact there never was. You were born with knots and complicated stuff.hmm..makes me wonder what Houdini did with his own knots!
And no wonder shrinks are crazy themselves.imagine meddling with your own knots and then trying to untie someone else’s all the more tightening it or worse lossening it so it can muddle up his brain some more!
*yawwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn* oopss..sorry Mr.destined . I guess I’m pretty much tired today and my eyes are drooping as if I’m under a spell of a gypsy.
Mr Destined, I really wrote to you to tell you that I will never suicide myself(well, thought you would panic because that all what the media keeps saying.It won’t be long when people would be sitting to have breakfast saying “oh another suicide.how cool!” )And thus I promise I won’t fall in love ‘cause that I heard is the slowest form of suicide. I’ll have crushes now and then. Never serious 'cause being serious is being in love.
Well, Mr destined I lay down roses on each and every grave of the unfortunate people who have suicided themselves for some reason or other. And I wish that the wind would carry some sense out through the air into the brains of people who think suicide is fun…If there’s going to be some kind of day when children would be like “ohh let’s go suiciding today!” (NOT FUN AT ALL.warning:don’t try it)
Well mr.destined with the promise of waiting for you and I will be writing to you again...not in near future because theres this crappy thing called A/ls we'v got to sit for but maybe after... I pen down.I meant keyboard down :)
With love and roses,
Mal
6 February 2010
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